True Feelings

Girl : Do you love me?

Boy : Yes Dear.

Girl : Would you die for me?

Boy : No, mine is undying love.

Post It

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?

Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.

Customer : I bet you, it won't.

Post Master : Why not?

Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

Everyday Tough Decision

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

Four Tree Too 1

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana offthe tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality...

So think carefully.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.




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Chimpanzee = you're a moron.

Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.

Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.

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A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS!
Obviously you're s tressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax! =)

How to lead a Carefree Life

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,"My Mobile No. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"===================================================== Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .Friend: Really, what is he studying.Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.===================================================== Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.===================================================== Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.=====================================================Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"Wife: How do you know??Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.===================================================== Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house."Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."===================================================== Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."===================================================== How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erasesthe board.===================================================== Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it wouldbe hot.===================================================== Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up andSays "Hello, how did you know I was here?" =====================================================Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cupAh Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?===================================================== Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tenseAh Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"===================================================== Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"Servant: "It's already raining."Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."===================================================== A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and notin the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Follow Your Passion

You don't need to have the Biggest title to do the Best job

Reality Vs Fascination Chap 3

Story of a true Kiong

Chap 3 5 things you must know: Lifestyle of the Kiong and famous

Everyone has been wondering what does Kiong does for a living and also how do he do it despite all the odds against him. Today we will rediscover the kiong-ness facts and friction that surrounds this mysterious lifestyle that threaten the very existence of the human race.

FAT (Frequently Asked Topics)

1) How does Kiong maintain his high maintenance lifestyle

[i.e gadgets like the latest PS 3 (limited edition in pure silver plated) console even though he has a PS 2, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo DS, IPhone (gold plated), ITouch (gold plated), with high end computer (gold plated with 26K Diamond studs)that will resell at least $2mil at the current market rate.]

If you are a big fan of the Kiong-ness series, you will be well aware of his infamous 5K daily allowance. (God knows what he has done to deserve all the riches) With 5K a day I will be kindergarten math to explain the above =)

2) How does Kiong get the chicks.

Well this must be the most important question on the minds of the millions male fans of New Kiong and the answer is ..................... Kiong-Jo. Like our all time favourite Austin Power, Kiong has an arsenal full of powerful mojo that could charm the skirts, jeans, under garments, etc. off all female beings in the planet. Research has shown that Kiong-Jo although fatal and contains oncogenes has astronomical affect to arouse the senses of woman (increases the rate at which hormones are produced and travelled around the body).

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Kiong & Co reserved all rights to cheat, steal, lie, dillusionised, con, rob, heist and create an ultimate deception towards anything mentioned above.

3) When is enough for Kiong

This would one of the toughest question to answer. I would say even after depeleting and consuming the whole damn world, it would never be enough for the ulimate Kiong to say that is enough. Hence I am guessing it would only take only a smack on the spinal vertebrates or the cerebral cortex with mushmallow to bring the giant down =)

4) Where did Kiong Originated

The first, one and only Kiong landed in a space rocket (named Rejected Goods) from the place near KingKong Home for the Sick and Pregnant. He was delivered to a rich family as a gift from the heavenly Gods and was believed to be the reincarnation of the legendary Sus Scrofa.

5) When would the craze of Kiong-ness stop(extinct)

One of the most discussed topic ever to hit the New Yoke Times would be this topic. Guinea Book of Old Record has recorded that the first discussion held with regards to the topic was at the Cathedral of the Giant Pyramid between Cleopatra and Zesus (after an intense night) in 5822 BC. The craze went on throughout several centuries and to date it has rised to lights of Pokemon, Sex and BlackBerry. Experts and Analysis from from the world believed that the craze will persist throughout history and beyond until Homo sapiens evolve to a new spieces or extinct, which comes first.

Biz Thoughts

The more successful you and you organisation become,

The more humber and devoted to your customers you need to be.

Working Hours

After 3 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it.

So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings,He told his HR Manager his observation.

The boss looked at him,laughed and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours

Manager :- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

Man:- 122 (1/3×366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?

Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?

Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager :- So how many days are left?

Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Mimic

Some new ideas for advertisement

Some Common Understanding

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable and Inexpensive

SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Transparent Dreams

Each Day, life will send you little windows of opportunity.

Your destiny will ultimately be be defined by how you respond to these windows of opportunity.

Ups And Downs

What is life without ups and downs

I've had good seasons and some deeply pinful ones.

I've made some spectacularly good choices and some outrageously bad mistakes.

I am very human - a work in progress.

Complain #1

Men Are Hard =) (To Please)

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him

If u Don't , he says u are from KAMPUNG

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Nike Suffocation

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air

If I should die before I wake

It's 'cause you took my breath away

Losing you is like living in a world with no air

Oh

I'm here alone, didn't wanna leave

My heart won't move, it's incomplete

If there was a way that I can make you understand

But how do you expect me to live

alone with just me'

Cause my world revolves around you

It's so hard for me to breathe

[Chorus] Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air

Can't live, can't breathe with no air

It's how I feel whenever you ain't there

It's no air, no air

Got me out here in the water so deep

Tell me how you gon' be without me

If you ain't here, I just can't breathe

It's no air, no air

No air, air No air, air

No air, air No air, air

I walked, I ran, I jumped, I flew

Right off the ground to float to you

There's no gravity to hold me down for real

But somehow I'm still alive inside

You took my breath, but I survived

I don't know how, but I don't even care

But how do you expect me to live

alone with just me'

Cause my world revolves around you

It's so hard for me to breathe

[Chorus] Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air

Can't live, can't breathe with no air

It's how I feel whenever you ain't there

It's no air, no air

Got me out here in the water so deep

Tell me how you gon' be without me

If you ain't here, I just can't breathe

It's no air, no air

No air, air No air, air

No air, air No air, air

No more

It's no air, no air

[Chorus] Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air

Can't live, can't breathe with no air

It's how I feel whenever you ain't there

It's no air, no air

Got me out here in the water so deep

Tell me how you gon' be without me

If you ain't here, I just can't breathe

It's no air, no air

[Chorus] Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air

Can't live, can't breathe with no air

It's how I feel whenever you ain't thereIt's no air, no air

Got me out here in the water so deep

Tell me how you gon' be without me

If you ain't here, I just can't breathe

It's no air, no air

No air, air

No air, air

No air, air

No air, air

The 7 Wonders of the Food Coloring World

In the process of making food or drink, especially mass-produced by machine, the accuracy of the end product’s can be a bit skewed. Because certain colors are associated with certain flavors, and vice versa, food coloring was introduced in acknowledgment to its correlation to perceived flavors. Coloring has also been added to mask color loss, aid food identification, and for decoration, as in cake icing. Food Coloring even existed in the times of early Rome, when saffron, carrots, pomegranates, grapes, mulberries, spinach, beets, parsley, and flowers were employed as dyeing agents.

Seven Major Food Color Additives
Today, because of chemical advances, not only are more vibrant and often superfluous colors available, but the usage of these chemicals is far more widespread. Often on a list of ingredients, one can find “for color” rather easily. However, until the Food and Drug Act of 1906, regulation for coloring was not in place for the United States of America. The current regulations allow for seven main dyeing agents.

Blue No. 1
First among the accepted list is Blue No. 1, or Brilliant Blue FCF, which creates — as you might have guessed — a medium blue shade. This coloring was actually banned in Austria, Belgium, Denmark, France, Germany, Greece, Italy, Norway, Spain, Sweden, and Switzerland, but has since been let back into most of the countries under the European Union. Blue No. 1 can be found in some dairy products, sweets, and drinks. Blue No. 1 uses coal tar as one of its components. Because of the use of coal tar, many organizations and circles are speaking out and boycotting products using colors with coal tar because it is a carcinogenic in large quantities, known to cause tumors in lab rats.

It is also feared because only 50% of coal tar’s components have been identified. One thing that Blue No. 1 does not cause is hyperactivity, which was disproved after testing. Only 95% of the coloring is absorbed by the body’s gastro-intestinal lining.

Blue No. 2
Second is Blue No. 2, which is commonly added to tablets and capsules, but is also used in ice cream, sweets, baked goods, confectionery, and cookies. Also known as Indigotine, the color was extracted originally from several species of plant as well as one of the two famous Phoenician sea snails or from woad, but nearly all indigo dye produced today for food or textile is synthetic. It is possible to have an allergic to Blue No. 2.

Green No. 3
Green No. 3, or Fast Green FCF, can be used for tinned green peas and other vegetables, jellies, sauces, fish, desserts, and dry bakery mixes at level of up to 100 mg/kg. Fast Green FCF produces a sea green. Green No. 3 is poorly absorbed by the intestines.

Red No. 40
Red No. 40 was introduced as a replacement for Red No. 2 because Red No. 2, or Amaranth, was a suspected carcinogenic. It has the appearance of a dark red powder. Red No. 40 can be found in sweets, drinks and condiments, medications, and cosmetics. Despite the popular misconception, Allura Red AC is not derived from the cochineal insect. Red AC is derived from coal tar. Carmine (or Crimson Lake, Natural Red 4), however, is the coloring extracted from dried cochineal beetles. It is banned in Denmark, Belgium, France, Germany, Switzerland, Sweden, and Austria. It was once feared as a carcinogenic, but this has since been disproved. It has, however, caused allergic reactions in people as well as hyperactivity in children.

Red No. 3
Also known as Erythrosine, Red No. 3 is a cherry-pink coal tar-based food dye. It is also used in printing inks, as a biological stain, a dental plaque disclosing agent and a radiopaque medium. It is used in cherries, canned fruit, custard mix, sweets, baked goods, and snack foods. It can cause sensitivity to light and learning difficulties, can increase thyroid hormone levels and lead to hyperthyroidism, and was shown to cause thyroid cancer in rats in a study in 1990.

Yellow No. 5
Yellow No. 5, or Tartrazine, is used for yellow coloring, but can also be used with Brilliant Blue FCF or Green S to produce various green shades. Use of tartrazine is banned in Norway and was banned in Austria and Germany, before European Parliament lifted the ban. Yellow No. 5 can be found in soft drinks, instant puddings, flavored chips (Doritos, etc), cake mixes, custard powder, soups, sauces, kool-aid, ice cream, ice lollies, candy, chewing gum, marzipan, jam, jelly, marmalade, mustard, horseradish, yogurt, noodles, pickles and other pickled products, certain brands of fruit squash, fruit cordial, chips, tim tams, and many convenience foods together with glycerin, lemon and honey products.

Most famously is the now-termed urban legend that ingesting Yellow No. 5, or, more specifically, Mountain Dew, would lower a man’s sperm count and shrink his testicles, possibly rendering him sterile. Tartrazine, however, does produce the most common allergic react, especially among those with an aspirin intolerance and ashtma. Some research has linked Yellow No. 5 to early childhood Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder and hyperactivity. It is banned in Austria and Norway.

Yellow No. 6
Also known as Sunset Yellow FCF, this dye is an orange coal tar-based food dye found in orange squash, orange jelly, marzipan, Swiss roll, apricot jam, citrus marmalade, lemon curd, fortune cookies, sweets, hot chocolate mix and packet soups, trifle mix, breadcrumbs and cheese sauce mix and soft drinks. It is the color most prominently seen in DayQuil. It is capable of causing allergic reactions such as abdominal pain, hyperactivity, hives, nasal congestion, and bronchoconstriction, as well as kidney tumours, chromosomal damage, and distaste for food.

What’s a Blue Lake 1?
The difference between dyes and lakes are in their solubility. Dyes will dissolve in water, but not oil while lakes are the opposite. Lakes are ideal for coloring products containing fats and oils or items lacking sufficient moisture to dissolve dyes. Typical uses include coated tablets, cake and donut mixes, hard candies and chewing gums, lipsticks, soaps, and shampoos.

Truth About Time

25 Truths About Time

1)Time is a limited resource - you can't make more of it. But, you have more time than you need if you use it wisely.

2)You choose how to spend your time.

3)Time is elastic - you can stretch it or compress it.

4)Do what matters to you.

5)Eliminate shoulds and coulds.

6)Be early always. Take along something to read or do in case you have to wait.

7)Plan your year, months, weeks and days to help you stay focused on those things that matter most to you.

8)But, don't plan your time out to the last second. Leave time for crisis, chaos, surprises. Leave time for serendipity.

9)Slow down.

10)Set goals that matter to you - that you want to achieve.

11)Take time away from work. 100 percent away. Phone off, Blackberry off, computer off. Take time away a bit every day, a bit every week. Get away four weeks per year.

12)Live in the present. The past is gone - no matter how much time you spend agonizing over it, it will not change. If you need help letting go of the past, get it. The future isn't here yet - worrying about it will not make it better or worse. Only action taken now can make a difference.

13)When deciding what to work on, I like to think about Return On Time Invested (ROTI). ROTI is a particularly useful concept for the entrepreneurs, professionals and business owners I work with. ROTI is simply the revenue, or profit that an activity is likely to generate divided by the time the activity will take.

14)If you are self-employed, set a dollar value on your time and choose to get it.

15)Fully handle things once. Finish them completely and permanently.

16)Say no often. Offer to help less often.

17)Under-promise.

18)Choose to associate with people and organizations who help you extract the most value out of each of your minutes. Choose not to associate with people and organizations who waste your time.

19)Solve your own problems. Let others solve their own problems.

20)On the other hand, don't be afraid to ask for help. (For example, men, how much time do you waste each year trying to find an address? Ask!!)

21)Focus. Don't multi-task. You'll get more done, and at a higher quality level.

22)Take a real break in the middle of the day.

23)Enjoy the process, not just the result.

24)Listen fully before responding. You'll waste less time answering the wrong question or responding to the wrong concern.

25)Let it be.

Start Of a New Dawn

Inspired by quotes that enriches life,

I have thus started to blog about quotes as a come back to spur myself to not give up.

Enjoys Bros & Holes =)

PUA - Peacock Understanding Attractive

PUA is a form of art that everyone should learn.

Self improvement is important so that you feel good about yourself and build a larger social circle.

No one should be left alone and neglected hence one way or another is still up to the indivdual to learn these skills to at least have the courage to approach others.

Failure is instant. Hence you must be prepared to face one punch after another till one day it works.

Reality is cruel and not all are lucky in the gene pool to obtain desirable appearence. Be realistic, work on what you have at hand and you will succeed.

An important note to all. To Succeed in this world, it is quite simple.

The key word is Perseverance.

Many people around you are living a simple life just wasting their time and life away. Counting down from the start of work to the end of work. Make every second count and you will realise that you can acheive more than others.

Procrastination have make many accomplishment gone down the slumps. Stay Sharp Focus and pesever at the task. Fruits of success never taste sweeter. =)

Lovey Or Lamborghini

She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)

that kiss kiss (kiss kiss)

In her mind she fantasize bout gettin wit me

They hatin on me (hatin on me)

they wanna diss diss (kiss kiss)

because she mine, and so fine and thick as can be

She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)

that kiss kiss (kiss kiss)

In her mind she fantasize bout gettin wit me

They hatin on me (hatin on me)

they wanna diss diss (kiss kiss)

because she mine, and so fine thick as can be

I'm a country boy from Tappahannock (aaooo)

VA is where I reside so shawty understand it (aaooo)

and I know i just turned 18 and I get a little manish (aaooo)

and you see the bandana hangin that means

I'm like a bandit like-like a bandit-bandit (aawwww,ruff)

I got paper girl (ruff) the Lamborghini (ruff)

with the spider seats (ruff) you neva seen it (aaooo)

So get it shawty we parkin lot, dippin in my dome and I know what you want

She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)

that kiss kiss (kiss kiss)

In her mind she fantasize bout gettin wit me

They hatin on me (hatin on me)

they wanna diss diss (kiss kiss)

because she mine, and so fine thick as can be

She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)

that kiss kiss (kiss kiss)

In her mind she fantasize bout gettin wit me

They hatin on me (hatin on me)

they wanna diss diss (kiss kiss)

because she mine, and so fine thick as can be

I’m the epitome of this demonstrationI got the remedy

Ya feelin meSo why is you haten my anatomy?

Its bird like (yeah)

You heard right

Girl im the king so that means im flyyy (awwww ruff)

If you with it girl (ruff)

Girl wit me (ruff)

aint no stoppin (aaooo)

So get it shawty

We parking lot pimpin in my dome

I know what you want

She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)

that kiss kiss (kiss kiss)

In her mind she fantasize bout gettin wit me

They hatin on me (hatin on me)

they wanna diss diss(kiss kiss)

because she mine, and so fine, thick as can be

She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)

that kiss kiss (kiss kiss)

In her mind she fantasize bout gettin wit me

They hatin on me (hatin on me)

they wanna diss diss (kiss kiss)

because she mine, and so fine, thick as can be

(T-Pain)ah ah ah ah ahshawty lemme holla at you

You so hot hot hot hot

You think id be hollan

if you not not not not

Im king of the town you can take a look around

Teddy Penderazzdown is in the spot spot spot spot(YEAAH)

I got money on me(YEAAH)

baby girl no problem(YEAAH)

you rollin shawty(YEAAH)

let’s hit MacDonalds (ruff)

Its TP and CB I'am nappy boy

OOEEE

She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)

that kiss kiss (kiss kiss)

In her mind she fantasize bout gettin wit me

They hatin on me (hatin on me)

they wanna diss diss (kiss kiss)

because she mine, and so fine, thick as can be

She want that lovey dovey (lovey dovey)

that kiss kiss (kiss kiss)

In her mind she fantasize bout gettin wit me

They hatin on me (hatin on me)

they wanna diss diss (kiss kiss)

because she mine, and so fine, thick as can be

T-PainChris BrownYeaaaaaaWe are live back on nappy boy radioThis is your boy DJ painI gotta get outta hurr manI just wanna leave with itIf you aint got it by now then your just aint getting itLets go

Nappy Boy (AAA) and Pretty Boy)Nappy Boy (AAA) and Pretty Boy (AAA)Nappy Boy (AAA) and Pretty Boy (AAA)Boy I sayNappy Boy and Pretty Boy

A Wet Day

Staring at the rainbow,

Dew drops trickles down on the window

Warm rays fill the field with promise and hope

Behind the glass is dark and cold



Cold, bitter cold, icy pierce

Throne sticking through that hates

Rattling wind tapping against the window pane

Heartache with agonizing pain



Staring at a vision not far away

Images of a kid at play

Distant playground with no shadow

Teary face of the lonely widow

Reality Vs Fascination Chap 2

Story of a true Kiong

Chap 2 Kiong-a-logy (learn your lesson and learn it well)

To Kiong the earth is a pie and as the word pie suggest, flat and delicious.
Flat? Yes unlike the stuff crust is a thin slice that is fragile and crumbles in a bite.
Very strange analogy by a highly educated individual like himself, however it is very true in a realistic way.
According to him, the chemistry between people happens when our hormones escape the pores of our skin and enter to the atmosphere.
Most likely neighboring Homo Sapiens will ejaculate similar hormones which floats around the air struggling to survive by fusing with compatible hormones.
Successful mated hormones will then in turn transmit neurons to their owner which will then in turn find one another attractive.
Okay….. What about those one sided love affair.
Most people who have negative personalities, traits or genes will have overwhelming hormones (due to dysfunction in their system) will secrete negative -10bio hormones which are hormones that will encompass other weaker hormones and thus setting off the transmission.
Surprisingly the weaker hormones transmit distress neurons that warn the host of possible threat.
The Receiving end will then become disgusted and irritated by the owner of negative -10bio hormones resulting in rejection and negative feeling.

Princess Yi Mei Ann

=)

=)

What can I say but

=)

=)

Smiles everywhere

=)

=)

Love is in the air

=)

=)

She is so fine

=)

=)

None can compare

(>.")> *cheers* <(''.<)

Reality Vs Fascination Chap 1

Story of a true Kiong.

Chap 1 (look into Kiong)

Kiong was never an ordinary man.
Why you might ask.
Kiong took his life seriously trying to be different from all the norms that you encounter.
Striving not only perfection but also originality Kiong work like a machine to let ends meet.
Kiong does not like the masses which is ironic that his job deals with relating to the public.
He lives by the code name Fascination On Obsess Damsels and his knight in shinning armor personality shows with every breath he takes.
OMG Kiong is so owned by himself as he loves to look in the mirror every morning thinking that why was he created as a perfect specimen for Mankind to envy over him.
Living off his parents with a daily pocket money of $5000, Kiong squanders his money on luxury goods such as new gadget and especially female companionship.

Roses Petal

Tears of Saints in the break of day

Calming the heart in a misty way

Darken sky and Chilling wind

Brings only loneliness to those within



Seasons turns the strong to weak

Pleasure and beauty can be tweak,

Red turn pink turn brown in a wink

Can we stop the cycle that we are in?



Dirty lies taint the roses grey

Compassion and love to compensate

Pain is deep within the human heart

Shame that beauty is seen not touched



Wither youth and bitter soul

Looking up upon a sky so hollow

The one and only frightful toll

Deep slumber of endless sorrow



Don’t be fool by temptations that are strong

For our lust for flesh might overcome our senses

Swaying vigorously in the storm

Be strong and fight along at all expenses



Thorns that prick on the human flesh

Taste bitter-sweet

Battles that are fought and overcome

Heavenly scent


Follow the meadow and seek your path

Roses are closet to the lover’s heart

Learn to endure learn to embrace

Love will be returned at the end of the race



Roses Roses Roses

Beauty cannot be compared

Like Angels and Fairies

Sleeping in pairs


Roses are red

Violets are blue

If we live only to please

Our dreams will never be fulfilled

Day Three (Wo and Happy Three Friends)

What A WO Day

Three nasty person living in Genting

OMG why did it happen like that.

Nano ultra system is like sun emitting x-ray

OMG what is wrong with everyone.

The Wolf Man sings to the dawn.

The Parade Of Evil

The tree whispers the cries of the angel

Night grows old with a wimper of disgust

Window creaks a shivering fear

Darkness, Panic and Shame

Talking about Heros

GENESIS

VS

SEPHIROTH

Word Of The Day brought to by New Kiong

Procrastinate (prō-krăs'tə-nāt', prə-)

To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness.

To postpone or delay needlessly.

Example:

Procrastinate Bloggers - people who insist his friend to blog but complain having no time to create a simple blog.

Day Two (History from the WO)

WO





woooo





wooooooo





wooooooooo





wooooooooooooooooo

yeah e yeah e

wo ai ni zhai xing kou nan kai

History of Woooooooo





Wu 吳 (also referred to as Huainan 淮南) was one of the Ten Kingdoms in south-central China which was in existence between the years of 907 and 937. Its capital was Guangling 廣陵 or Jiangdu 江都 (modern Yangzhou 揚州 in Jiangsu Province). It was replaced by Nantang (Southern Tang) in 937.





Rulers
904–905: Yáng Xíngmì 楊行密 (Tài Zǔ Xiàowǔ Huángdì 太祖孝武皇帝)
905–908: Yáng Wò 楊渥 (Liè Zōng Jǐng Huángdì 烈宗景皇帝)
908–921: Yáng Lóngyǎn 楊隆演 (Gāo Zǔ Xuān Huángdì 高祖宣皇帝)
921–937: Yáng Pǔ 楊溥 (Ruì Huángdì 睿皇帝)

Stupid People I know

Hi

Have found out that there are many stupid people in this world and I think is time we should reflect on our behaviour and not let emotions run through our head. Even if you have one or two or none. =)

Day One (DAY SOFT WO)

Have you heard of the name?

DAY SOFT WO.

Lets analyse.

DAY
1)the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset.
2)period of existence, power, or influence
3)a time considered as propitious or opportune
4)a division of time equal to 24 hours and representing the average length of the period during which the earth makes one rotation on its axis.

SOFT
1)yielding readily to touch or pressure; easily penetrated, divided, or changed in shape; not hard or stiff.
2)producing agreeable sensations
3)weak, feeble
4)gentle, mild, warm-hearted, or compassionate

WO
1)wait order
2)wet ovary
3)Warrant Officer.

Ok lets try to piece all the knowledge we have to depict what it meant with the most logical combination.

The Story of DAY SOFT WO

Once upon a time there was a wolf who was named WO which ate toufu for all his meal. WO was about 5 years old and like many other wolf, Wo needs to do the Moon-walk around the Himalayan Mountain under the influence of alcohol such as petroleum and vinegar. WO loves to see pretty girls with hot bot like many other wolf did. One fine day WO saw a pretty soft TOUFU and then all of sudden

BANG !!!!

and thus this is the story of Day Soft Wo.

M_M
o_0)/
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New Generation of Kiong-ness

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Testing 1 2

Testing 1 2

Will the real pervert NEW KIONG please stand up

I repeat

Will the real pervert NEW KIONG please stand up